Spielfilme

“ Why didn't the magic people contact the british military? I'm sure a sniper can fire a bullet faster than an incantation can be spoken and take down a few wizards before they know what the gently caress just happened.

I mean Voldemort is supposed to conquer the world like every other villain, so there is no real downside to using automatic weapons to drop mother fuckers before they can pick up their wands. ”

“ It’s just another parade nugget trotted out for awards season. But in the moment, it works beautifully. Because Steven Spielberg is a goddamn ninja when it comes to emotional manipulation. You’ll find yourself sniffling and sobbing, and puckering your lips — especially if you’re an animal lover. But this isn’t the fluid or organic emotionalism of a quality film. This is emotional tae-jitsu — he lackadaisically strikes all the pressure points to make you sad. If I had written this review in the hours after I first saw the film, I’d probably be half-heartedly praising it. But with a little time between the flick and the review, you start to realize just how fucking lazy it really is. ”